1 00:00:00,434 --> 00:00:02,136 PREVIOUSLY ON... 2 00:00:02,170 --> 00:00:03,271 SUSAN DISCOVERED THAT PORTER 3 00:00:03,304 --> 00:00:06,074 WAS THE FATHER OF JULIE'S BABY. 4 00:00:06,107 --> 00:00:07,375 NO, THE FATHER WILL BE AN ADOPTIVE PARENT 5 00:00:07,408 --> 00:00:08,309 WHO HAS GONE THROUGH EXTENSIVE INTERVIEWS 6 00:00:08,342 --> 00:00:10,444 AND A BACKGROUND CHECK. BOTH OF YOU, STOP. 7 00:00:10,478 --> 00:00:12,313 I WANNA KEEP IT. 8 00:00:12,346 --> 00:00:14,048 THEN LYNETTE FOUND OUT... 9 00:00:14,082 --> 00:00:16,584 NO, NO, NO! HE CAN'T BE HAVING A BABY! 10 00:00:16,617 --> 00:00:19,187 GABY TOOK IN A HOUSEGUEST... 11 00:00:19,220 --> 00:00:21,055 KAREN KICKED ME OUT. 12 00:00:21,089 --> 00:00:23,257 AND KAREN GOT BAD NEWS. 13 00:00:23,291 --> 00:00:24,425 THE CANCER'S BACK. 14 00:00:24,458 --> 00:00:27,261 BEN'S MONEY PROBLEMS TOOK A TOLL... 15 00:00:27,295 --> 00:00:29,197 LET'S GET YOU TO THE HOSPITAL. 16 00:00:29,230 --> 00:00:30,464 AND RENEE STEPPED IN. 17 00:00:30,498 --> 00:00:32,100 NORMALLY, I'D NEVER TAKE A CHECK, 18 00:00:32,133 --> 00:00:33,834 BUT I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE. 19 00:00:33,867 --> 00:00:34,935 ORSON RETURNED... 20 00:00:34,968 --> 00:00:37,838 HOW WOULD YOU FEEL ABOUT A CHANGE OF SCENERY--MAINE? 21 00:00:37,871 --> 00:00:39,573 WITH A PLAN. 22 00:00:39,607 --> 00:00:42,076 YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHERE IT'S GOING TO END UP. 23 00:00:47,881 --> 00:00:50,218 (Mary Alice) WHEN IT CAME TO RAISING HER CHILDREN, 24 00:00:50,251 --> 00:00:54,822 LYNETTE SCAVO WAS USED TO DOING THINGS WITHOUT HELP. 25 00:00:54,855 --> 00:00:58,559 HER HUSBAND WOULD OFTEN TRAVEL ON BUSINESS... 26 00:01:00,861 --> 00:01:04,565 OR RUSH OUT TO IMPORTANT MEETINGS... 27 00:01:06,534 --> 00:01:10,771 OR SNEAK OUT FOR A GAME OF GOLF. 28 00:01:13,374 --> 00:01:15,143 BUT JUST BECAUSE LYNETTE 29 00:01:15,143 --> 00:01:17,711 WAS USED TO DOING EVERYTHING HERSELF... 30 00:01:17,745 --> 00:01:20,848 YOU DONE YET? 31 00:01:20,881 --> 00:01:23,517 DIDN'T MEAN SHE LIKED IT. 32 00:01:23,551 --> 00:01:25,286 YES, I'M DONE. 33 00:01:25,319 --> 00:01:27,755 THANK YOU FOR YOUR HELP. 34 00:01:27,788 --> 00:01:30,758 OKAY, UH, I WANNA THANK YOU BOTH FOR JOINING ME. 35 00:01:30,791 --> 00:01:33,894 I KNOW YOU'RE WORRIED ABOUT MY DECISION TO BE A SINGLE FATHER. 36 00:01:33,927 --> 00:01:37,531 NO, NOT WORRIED. MORE LIKE PANICKED AND TERRIFIED. 37 00:01:37,565 --> 00:01:40,834 WELL, I'M HERE TO LET YOU KNOW THAT AS OF TODAY, 38 00:01:40,868 --> 00:01:42,770 I'VE GOT EVERYTHING UNDER CONTROL. 39 00:01:42,803 --> 00:01:43,771 I GOT A JOB. 40 00:01:43,804 --> 00:01:44,838 WOW! 41 00:01:44,872 --> 00:01:47,175 JUST WORKING IN A RESTAURANT, BUT IT'S DECENT PAY, 42 00:01:47,208 --> 00:01:49,477 AND THERE'S HEALTH INSURANCE FOR ME AND THE BABY. 43 00:01:49,510 --> 00:01:51,312 WELL, THAT IS GREAT NEWS. 44 00:01:51,345 --> 00:01:54,248 L-LYNETTE, DON'T YOU WANT TO TELL OUR SON THAT'S GREAT NEWS? 45 00:01:54,282 --> 00:01:55,783 I'M WAITING FOR THE "BUT." 46 00:01:55,816 --> 00:01:57,718 THERE DOESN'T HAVE TO BE A "BUT." 47 00:01:57,751 --> 00:01:59,920 IT'S PORTER. THERE'S ALWAYS A "BUT." 48 00:01:59,953 --> 00:02:03,824 BUT... THEY DON'T EXACTLY PROVIDE CHILD CARE. 49 00:02:03,857 --> 00:02:05,393 AT A RESTAURANT? THAT'S SO WEIRD. 50 00:02:05,426 --> 00:02:06,794 THEY USUALLY HAVE A WHOLE PLAY AREA 51 00:02:06,827 --> 00:02:09,697 BETWEEN THE KNIFE BLOCK AND THE DEEP FRYER. 52 00:02:09,730 --> 00:02:11,432 SO I'LL NEED A LITTLE HELP WITH THE BABY. 53 00:02:11,465 --> 00:02:12,900 HOW MUCH HELP? 54 00:02:12,933 --> 00:02:15,769 I DON'T KNOW. EIGHT HOURS... 55 00:02:15,803 --> 00:02:18,372 A DAY... EVERY DAY UNTIL... 56 00:02:18,406 --> 00:02:20,774 SHE TURNS 18? 57 00:02:20,808 --> 00:02:21,975 NO. (sighs) 58 00:02:22,009 --> 00:02:24,912 SHE COULD BE SUPER SMART AND END UP GOING TO COLLEGE AT 15. 59 00:02:24,945 --> 00:02:28,282 AW, SWEETIE, SHE'S NOT GONNA BE SUPER SMART. 60 00:02:28,316 --> 00:02:29,717 LYNETTE. 61 00:02:29,750 --> 00:02:32,720 PORTER, I'M SORRY. I AM NOT GONNA KEEP TELLING YOU 62 00:02:32,753 --> 00:02:34,688 WHAT A BAD IDEA RAISING THIS BABY IS. 63 00:02:34,722 --> 00:02:36,924 YOU'RE A GROWNUP AND YOU'VE MADE YOUR OWN DECISION, 64 00:02:36,957 --> 00:02:40,228 AND I'M EVEN STARTING TO MAKE MY PEACE WITH IT. 65 00:02:40,261 --> 00:02:41,362 BUT? 66 00:02:41,395 --> 00:02:44,332 BUT I CAN'T RAISE HER FOR YOU. 67 00:02:44,365 --> 00:02:47,801 WE--WE--WE CAN BARELY TAKE CARE OF THIS ONE. YEAH. 68 00:02:47,835 --> 00:02:50,438 WAIT. WAIT. WHERE--WHERE DID SHE GO? 69 00:02:50,471 --> 00:02:51,705 I THOUGHT YOU WERE WATCHING HER. 70 00:02:51,739 --> 00:02:53,807 WELL, IT'S YOUR HOUSE. WELL... (scoffs) 71 00:02:53,841 --> 00:02:56,344 I'M SORRY. YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO MAKE OTHER ARRANGEMENTS. 72 00:02:56,377 --> 00:02:57,478 I FOUND HER! 73 00:02:57,511 --> 00:02:59,713 WOW. I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WAS THINKING, 74 00:02:59,747 --> 00:03:02,350 EXPECTING YOU TO CARE ABOUT MY BABY. 75 00:03:02,383 --> 00:03:03,817 I MEAN, YOU'RE ONLY THE GRANDMOTHER. 76 00:03:03,851 --> 00:03:04,952 UH-OH. 77 00:03:04,985 --> 00:03:06,287 (Paige fusses) 78 00:03:06,320 --> 00:03:08,756 (grunts) 79 00:03:08,789 --> 00:03:11,825 I AM HAPPY TO BE HER GRANDMOTHER. 80 00:03:11,859 --> 00:03:14,795 I WILL FILL HER ROOM WITH STUFFED ANIMALS. 81 00:03:14,828 --> 00:03:16,664 I WILL FEED HER ICE CREAM BEHIND YOUR BACK. 82 00:03:16,697 --> 00:03:18,466 I WILL SPOIL HER LIKE NOBODY'S BUSINESS. 83 00:03:18,499 --> 00:03:20,868 BUT WHEN IT COMES TO THE HEAVY LIFTING, I AM DONE. 84 00:03:20,901 --> 00:03:22,303 (whines) 85 00:03:22,336 --> 00:03:23,937 OR WILL BE VERY SHORTLY. 86 00:03:23,971 --> 00:03:26,740 OKAY. I SEE WHERE YOU'RE COMING FROM. 87 00:03:26,774 --> 00:03:28,942 (inhales deeply) I GUESS I'LL HAVE TO FIND SOME STRANGER 88 00:03:28,976 --> 00:03:32,813 TO WATCH OVER LITTLE BABY LYNETTE. 89 00:03:32,846 --> 00:03:35,383 (voice breaks) LYNETTE? 90 00:03:35,416 --> 00:03:38,686 YOU WERE GONNA NAME YOUR DAUGHTER AFTER ME? 91 00:03:38,719 --> 00:03:41,689 THAT IS INCREDIBLY TOUCHING. 92 00:03:41,722 --> 00:03:43,424 IT CHANGES NOTHING. 93 00:03:43,457 --> 00:03:47,361 YES, LYNETTE SCAVO HAD RAISED HER CHILDREN 94 00:03:47,395 --> 00:03:49,430 WITHOUT MUCH HELP... 95 00:03:49,463 --> 00:03:51,399 HERE YOU GO. PRACTICE. 96 00:03:51,432 --> 00:03:55,703 AND SHE WAS DETERMINED THAT PORTER DO THE SAME. 97 00:04:07,915 --> 00:04:10,918 ORSON HODGE HAD A PLAN. 98 00:04:12,820 --> 00:04:17,725 HE WAS DETERMINED TO RECLAIM THE HEART OF A WOMAN... 99 00:04:19,059 --> 00:04:22,630 WHOSE LOSS HE HAD NEVER GOTTEN OVER. 100 00:04:24,465 --> 00:04:31,038 HE LOVED HER SO DEEPLY THAT HE WAS WILLING TO BE PATIENT... 101 00:04:31,071 --> 00:04:35,075 AND OBSESS OVER EVERY DETAIL 102 00:04:35,108 --> 00:04:39,347 UNTIL AT LAST, THE MOMENT ARRIVED 103 00:04:39,380 --> 00:04:42,983 WHEN SHE WAS JUST WITHIN REACH. 104 00:04:43,016 --> 00:04:45,386 OKAY, OPEN. 105 00:04:45,419 --> 00:04:46,787 WHAT IS THIS? 106 00:04:46,820 --> 00:04:47,921 IT'S A LITTLE BOOK OF INSPIRATION 107 00:04:47,955 --> 00:04:50,824 I PUT TOGETHER FOR YOU. (gasps) OH! 108 00:04:50,858 --> 00:04:54,662 I WANTED TO SHOW YOU SOME PICTURES OF MY COTTAGE IN MAINE. 109 00:04:54,695 --> 00:04:56,964 IT'S RIGHT ON THE COAST. LOOK. SEE? THERE'S THE LIGHTHOUSE. 110 00:04:56,997 --> 00:05:00,000 OH! THESE PHOTOGRAPHS ARE BREATHTAKING. 111 00:05:00,033 --> 00:05:01,869 IT'S EVEN MORE BEAUTIFUL IN PERSON, 112 00:05:01,902 --> 00:05:04,705 WHEN YOU HEAR THE FOGHORN AND YOU... (inhales deeply) 113 00:05:04,738 --> 00:05:06,807 YOU BREATHE IN THE SEA AIR. 114 00:05:06,840 --> 00:05:09,910 OH, I FEEL IT ALREADY. HMM. 115 00:05:09,943 --> 00:05:12,646 OH, ORSON, I CAN'T TELL YOU HOW HAPPY THIS MAKES ME. 116 00:05:12,680 --> 00:05:14,582 THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I NEED RIGHT NOW. 117 00:05:14,615 --> 00:05:16,584 ABSOLUTELY. YOU DESERVE A BREAK 118 00:05:16,617 --> 00:05:18,986 AFTER ALL THAT GHASTLY BUSINESS YOU'VE BEEN THROUGH LATELY. 119 00:05:19,019 --> 00:05:21,088 YEAH, THE MURDER, THE INVESTIGATION, 120 00:05:21,121 --> 00:05:23,691 ALL THOSE CHILLING LETTERS YOU RECEIVED. 121 00:05:23,724 --> 00:05:25,393 (sighs) 122 00:05:25,426 --> 00:05:26,827 LETTERS? 123 00:05:26,860 --> 00:05:28,796 YES, THE LETTER YOU RECEIVED AFTER THE MURDER 124 00:05:28,829 --> 00:05:30,798 AND THE ONE AFTER CHUCK VANCE WAS KILLED. 125 00:05:32,833 --> 00:05:36,704 (whispers) I NEVER TOLD YOU ABOUT THE SECOND LETTER. 126 00:05:38,606 --> 00:05:41,709 THAT'S RIGHT. I HEARD ABOUT IT FROM LYNETTE. 127 00:05:41,742 --> 00:05:43,677 YOU TALKED TO LYNETTE ABOUT THE LETTERS? 128 00:05:43,711 --> 00:05:47,648 YES. THE OTHER DAY, WHEN SHE CAME OVER WITH THE GIRLS. 129 00:05:47,681 --> 00:05:50,684 PERSONALLY, I THOUGHT IT WAS VERY INDISCREET OF HER, 130 00:05:50,718 --> 00:05:52,620 BUT, WELL... 131 00:05:52,653 --> 00:05:55,656 YET ANOTHER EXAMPLE OF HOW THOSE WOMEN CAN'T BE TRUSTED. 132 00:05:59,192 --> 00:06:01,629 OH, LET ME SHOW YOU THIS ONE. 133 00:06:01,662 --> 00:06:02,596 IT'S MY FAVORITE. 134 00:06:02,630 --> 00:06:03,797 (laughs) 135 00:06:03,831 --> 00:06:05,933 THAT PATCH OF DIRT IS YOUR FAVORITE? 136 00:06:05,966 --> 00:06:09,703 FRESH-TILLED SOIL IN A RAISED BED, 137 00:06:09,737 --> 00:06:11,539 OVERLOOKING THE OCEAN. 138 00:06:11,572 --> 00:06:13,607 THE PERFECT PLACE FOR YOU TO PLANT A GARDEN. 139 00:06:13,641 --> 00:06:16,844 OH, ORSON, I CAN'T REMEMBER WHEN I'VE BEEN THIS EXCITED. 140 00:06:16,877 --> 00:06:19,580 (sighs) (closes book) 141 00:06:19,613 --> 00:06:22,082 YOU HAVE TRULY THOUGHT OF EVERYTHING, HAVEN'T YOU? 142 00:06:22,115 --> 00:06:24,985 LET'S HOPE SO, DARLING. 143 00:06:27,688 --> 00:06:29,523 (man on TV) AND OUR DOPPLER RADAR WILL BE TRACKING 144 00:06:29,557 --> 00:06:30,758 THOSE SCATTERED SHOWERS 145 00:06:30,791 --> 00:06:32,860 AS THEY MOVE FROM EASTERN PENNSYLVANIA 146 00:06:32,893 --> 00:06:35,529 RIGHT INTO THE WESTERN PENNSYLVANIA AREA. 147 00:06:35,563 --> 00:06:36,564 NOW WHEN WE COME-- 148 00:06:36,597 --> 00:06:37,665 (turns off TV) HEY! 149 00:06:37,698 --> 00:06:40,634 I COULD HEAR THAT AT THE STORE! 150 00:06:40,668 --> 00:06:42,936 OH, NO. ONE OF YOUR GIRLS HAVING A BIRTHDAY? 151 00:06:42,970 --> 00:06:45,072 I CAN ONLY IMAGINE THEM ON CAKE. 152 00:06:45,105 --> 00:06:48,909 NO. THIS IS FOR CARLOS. HE'S COMING HOME THURSDAY. 153 00:06:48,942 --> 00:06:52,846 YOU GOT A BOTTLE OF CHAMPAGNE FOR A GUY GETTING OUT OF REHAB? 154 00:06:52,880 --> 00:06:54,915 WHAT, THEY WERE ALL OUT OF OPIUM? 155 00:06:54,948 --> 00:06:55,916 NO, THIS IS FOR ME. 156 00:06:55,949 --> 00:06:59,119 THIS WHOLE REHAB THING HAS BEEN VERY STRESSFUL. 157 00:06:59,152 --> 00:07:03,691 SO THIS IS HIS BIG HOMECOMING, WATCHING YOU GET LOADED? 158 00:07:03,724 --> 00:07:05,893 AND A BALLOON. 159 00:07:05,926 --> 00:07:08,629 THAT GUY PUTS UP WITH A LOT FROM YOU. 160 00:07:08,662 --> 00:07:10,598 WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN? 161 00:07:10,631 --> 00:07:12,800 WHY DON'T YOU THINK OF SOMEONE OTHER THAT YOURSELF 162 00:07:12,833 --> 00:07:15,569 JUST ONCE IN YOUR LIFE? 163 00:07:15,603 --> 00:07:17,705 YOU'RE RIGHT. IT'S HORRIBLE HERE. 164 00:07:17,738 --> 00:07:19,607 SO WHY DON'T YOU JUST WALK OUT THE FRONT DOOR? 165 00:07:19,640 --> 00:07:22,510 BELIEVE ME, I WOULD IF I HAD ANYPLACE ELSE TO GO. 166 00:07:22,543 --> 00:07:26,514 WELL, AS THE BALLOON TELLS US, CARLOS IS COMING HOME SOON. 167 00:07:26,547 --> 00:07:27,715 SO WHAT'S YOUR PLAN? 168 00:07:27,748 --> 00:07:29,850 I THOUGHT WE'D WATCH THE BASKETBALL GAME, 169 00:07:29,883 --> 00:07:31,519 MAYBE DO A LITTLE GRILLING. 170 00:07:31,519 --> 00:07:33,854 CARLOS ALWAYS LIKED MY TRI-TIP. 171 00:07:33,887 --> 00:07:37,024 WELL, YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LIKES YOUR TRI-TIP? KAREN. 172 00:07:37,057 --> 00:07:38,692 YEAH, SHE DOES. 173 00:07:38,726 --> 00:07:41,529 I'M TALKING ABOUT STEAK, ROY! 174 00:07:41,562 --> 00:07:43,597 ISN'T IT TIME YOU TWO PATCHED THINGS UP? 175 00:07:43,631 --> 00:07:45,566 SEND HER SOME FLOWERS. MAKE NICE. 176 00:07:45,599 --> 00:07:46,600 I TRIED ALL THAT. 177 00:07:46,634 --> 00:07:50,070 IF SHE WANTS ME BACK, SHE KNOWS WHERE TO FIND ME. 178 00:07:51,304 --> 00:07:52,940 (turns on TV) (man) NOW AFTER THE BREAK, 179 00:07:52,973 --> 00:07:54,842 WE'LL ANSWER ALL YOUR BURNING QUESTIONS 180 00:07:54,875 --> 00:07:58,546 ABOUT BAROMETRIC PRESSURE, SO MAKE SURE YOU STICK AROUND. 181 00:07:58,579 --> 00:08:00,881 HOW'D IT GO WITH JULIE? 182 00:08:00,914 --> 00:08:02,783 MADE IT TO THE TRAIN WITH TIME TO SPARE. 183 00:08:02,816 --> 00:08:05,285 I THINK SHE WAS EAGER TO GET BACK TO SCHOOL. 184 00:08:05,318 --> 00:08:07,555 AH. I WAS SORT OF HOPING SHE'D CHANGE HER MIND 185 00:08:07,555 --> 00:08:08,722 AND COME BACK WITH YOU. 186 00:08:08,756 --> 00:08:10,924 "GUESS WHAT, MOM? I DECIDED TO STAY." 187 00:08:10,958 --> 00:08:13,727 WELL, GIVE HER SOME TIME. YOU NEVER KNOW. 188 00:08:13,761 --> 00:08:16,597 I THINK I KNOW. 189 00:08:23,571 --> 00:08:25,873 (sighs) 190 00:08:25,906 --> 00:08:27,608 PORTER? 191 00:08:27,641 --> 00:08:30,277 IS EVERYTHING OKAY? 192 00:08:30,310 --> 00:08:34,247 NO. EVERYTHING PRETTY MUCH SUCKS. 193 00:08:34,281 --> 00:08:35,583 I THOUGHT I HAD A JOB, 194 00:08:35,616 --> 00:08:38,719 BUT MY MOM SAYS IT'S NOT GOOD ENOUGH. 195 00:08:38,752 --> 00:08:40,821 SO I WROTE UP A RESUME. 196 00:08:42,856 --> 00:08:44,625 WELL, THIS LOOKS GREAT. 197 00:08:44,658 --> 00:08:46,694 I MEAN, ANY BOSS WOULD BE LUCKY TO HAVE YOU. 198 00:08:46,727 --> 00:08:49,730 I MEAN, YOU'RE YOUNG, ENERGETIC. 199 00:08:49,763 --> 00:08:51,264 YOU HAD A PAPER ROUTE 200 00:08:51,298 --> 00:08:53,901 AND YOU'RE "PROFICIENT IN MARTIAL ARTS," 201 00:08:53,934 --> 00:08:56,604 THOUGH NOT PROFICIENT IN SPELLING IT. 202 00:08:56,604 --> 00:08:57,971 (chuckles) 203 00:08:58,005 --> 00:09:00,708 WHAT WAS THE JOB THAT YOUR MOM SAID WASN'T GOOD ENOUGH? 204 00:09:00,741 --> 00:09:02,810 WAITING TABLES AT THE CARLYLE. 205 00:09:02,843 --> 00:09:03,944 OH. 206 00:09:03,977 --> 00:09:06,013 I MEAN, I KNOW IT SOUNDS KINDA LAME, 207 00:09:06,046 --> 00:09:07,280 BUT IT'S A STEPPING-STONE. 208 00:09:07,314 --> 00:09:11,685 I'D TAKE CLASSES, LEARN ABOUT THE BUSINESS... 209 00:09:11,719 --> 00:09:13,654 TRY TO WORK MY WAY INTO MANAGEMENT. 210 00:09:13,687 --> 00:09:16,657 OR EVEN OWN MY OWN RESTAURANT, JUST LIKE MY PARENTS USED TO. 211 00:09:16,690 --> 00:09:20,260 WOW, PORTER, THAT SOUNDS LIKE AN ACTUAL PLAN, 212 00:09:20,293 --> 00:09:21,629 AND A GOOD ONE. 213 00:09:21,629 --> 00:09:23,764 YEAH. THERE'S JUST ONE PROBLEM. 214 00:09:23,797 --> 00:09:25,633 IT DOESN'T HAVE DAY CARE. 215 00:09:28,836 --> 00:09:31,271 YOU SHOULD TAKE THAT JOB. 216 00:09:31,304 --> 00:09:33,206 WHAT WILL I DO WITH THE BABY? 217 00:09:33,240 --> 00:09:35,643 WELL, LUCKY FOR YOU, YOU HAPPEN TO BE LOOKING 218 00:09:35,676 --> 00:09:39,312 AT FAIRVIEW'S FINEST DAY CARE PROVIDER. 219 00:09:41,281 --> 00:09:43,984 PORTER, ME. I'M THE DAY CARE. 220 00:09:44,017 --> 00:09:45,385 OH! (laughs) 221 00:09:45,418 --> 00:09:46,987 WHEN THE BABY IS BORN, 222 00:09:47,020 --> 00:09:49,790 YOU JUST DROP HER OFF WITH ME WHENEVER YOU NEED. 223 00:09:49,823 --> 00:09:51,358 I WILL SPOIL THE HECK OUT OF HER. 224 00:09:51,391 --> 00:09:54,227 YOU DON'T MIND BEING STUCK WITH A BABY ALL DAY? 225 00:09:54,261 --> 00:09:56,730 IT'S A BABY. WHO COULD BE STUCK? 226 00:09:56,764 --> 00:09:58,398 MY MOTHER, FOR ONE. 227 00:09:58,431 --> 00:10:00,701 WELL, FOR ME, IT'S A DREAM COME TRUE. 228 00:10:00,734 --> 00:10:03,637 HONESTLY, YOU WOULD BE DOING ME A FAVOR. 229 00:10:03,671 --> 00:10:05,405 WOW. 230 00:10:05,438 --> 00:10:07,775 THANK YOU, MRS. DELFINO. 231 00:10:07,808 --> 00:10:10,811 OH, YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU'RE GONNA BE RAISING MY DAUGHTER'S CHILD. 232 00:10:10,844 --> 00:10:13,246 I THINK IT'S ABOUT TIME YOU STARTED CALLING ME "SUSAN." 233 00:10:13,280 --> 00:10:15,415 OR BETTER YET, "GRANDMA." 234 00:10:15,448 --> 00:10:18,819 (laughs) NO. SUSAN. 235 00:10:31,364 --> 00:10:33,300 (grunts) 236 00:10:33,333 --> 00:10:34,835 (pants) 237 00:10:34,868 --> 00:10:37,237 (whispers) AAH! SON OF A BITCH! 238 00:10:39,339 --> 00:10:41,308 (door opens) AAH! 239 00:10:41,341 --> 00:10:43,376 OH! WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 240 00:10:43,410 --> 00:10:46,714 I... JUST NOTICED YOU HAD SOME FLOWERS DELIVERED, 241 00:10:46,747 --> 00:10:49,182 AND I WAS SNOOPING TO SEE WHO THEY WERE FROM. 242 00:10:49,216 --> 00:10:51,351 YOU WANNA KNOW WHO? NO. 243 00:10:51,384 --> 00:10:54,387 (gasps) THEY'RE FROM ROY! HE WANTS YOU BACK! 244 00:10:54,421 --> 00:10:57,758 I JUST SAW YOU CUTTING THOSE ROSES FROM BREE'S GARDEN. 245 00:10:57,791 --> 00:11:01,294 NO, YOU DIDN'T. YOU'RE OLD. YOU CAN'T SEE ANYTHING. 246 00:11:01,328 --> 00:11:02,763 YOU'VE GOT CLIPPERS IN YOUR POCKET. 247 00:11:02,796 --> 00:11:04,898 YOU HAVE CLIPPERS IN YOUR POCKET! 248 00:11:04,932 --> 00:11:06,366 YOUR FINGER'S BLEEDING. 249 00:11:06,399 --> 00:11:09,369 YOUR FINGER'S BL-- ALL RIGHT, CAN I JUST COME IN? 250 00:11:11,238 --> 00:11:13,173 COME ON. 251 00:11:13,206 --> 00:11:15,776 LOOK, ROY MAY BE TOO PROUD TO SEND FLOWERS HIMSELF, 252 00:11:15,809 --> 00:11:17,377 BUT HE MISSES YOU. 253 00:11:17,410 --> 00:11:18,746 WHATEVER. 254 00:11:18,746 --> 00:11:20,180 WHY ARE YOU BEING LIKE THIS? 255 00:11:20,213 --> 00:11:21,849 JUST GET OVER YOUR SILLY FIGHT AND TAKE HIM BACK. 256 00:11:21,882 --> 00:11:23,884 HE'S CRAZY ABOUT YOU. 257 00:11:23,917 --> 00:11:27,454 REALLY? THEN HOW COME YOU'RE OVER HERE AND NOT HIM? 258 00:11:27,487 --> 00:11:30,257 'CAUSE I'M KINDA TO BLAME FOR THIS? 259 00:11:30,290 --> 00:11:31,825 (sighs) 260 00:11:31,859 --> 00:11:33,761 I FED THE FLAMES OF YOUR LITTLE SPAT 261 00:11:33,794 --> 00:11:35,495 BECAUSE, LET'S FACE IT, I'M SELFISH. 262 00:11:35,528 --> 00:11:37,464 MY GIRLS WERE OUT OF CONTROL, 263 00:11:37,497 --> 00:11:40,768 AND ROY'S A GENIUS AT SCARING THE CRAP OUT OF KIDS. 264 00:11:40,801 --> 00:11:42,202 BUT NOW CARLOS IS COMING BACK, 265 00:11:42,235 --> 00:11:44,137 SO I'M ALL ABOUT YOU TWO BEING LOVEBIRDS AGAIN. 266 00:11:44,171 --> 00:11:47,174 SAVE YOUR BREATH, GABY. IT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN. 267 00:11:47,207 --> 00:11:49,142 WHAT'S GOING ON WITH YOU TWO? 268 00:11:49,176 --> 00:11:51,945 YOU KNOW, NONE OF YOUR DAMN BUSINESS! 269 00:11:51,979 --> 00:11:55,148 NOW TAKE YOUR STOLEN FLOWERS AND YOUR CLIPPERS AND... 270 00:11:55,182 --> 00:11:58,285 (coughing) KAREN, WHAT'S THE MATTER? 271 00:11:58,318 --> 00:11:59,519 (swallows) NOTHING. 272 00:11:59,552 --> 00:12:02,856 I'M ON NEW MEDICATION. SOMETIMES I GET A LITTLE LIGHT-HEADED. 273 00:12:02,890 --> 00:12:04,291 YOU DON'T LOOK SO GOOD. 274 00:12:04,324 --> 00:12:06,459 I'M--I'M GONNA GO AND LIE... (inhales deeply) 275 00:12:06,493 --> 00:12:08,929 (whispers) LIE DOWN. KAREN! 276 00:12:08,962 --> 00:12:11,531 KAREN! OH, MY GOD! OH, MY GOD! 277 00:12:11,564 --> 00:12:13,533 OKAY. (dials cell phone) 278 00:12:13,566 --> 00:12:16,303 HI. I NEED AN AMBULANCE RIGHT AWAY. 279 00:12:16,336 --> 00:12:20,307 4358 WISTERIA LANE. 280 00:12:30,483 --> 00:12:32,419 (Susan) OH! (laughs) 281 00:12:32,452 --> 00:12:33,854 (Susan speaks indistinctly) 282 00:12:33,887 --> 00:12:35,422 (laughs) OH! 283 00:12:35,455 --> 00:12:39,526 (Porter and Susan speaking indistinctly) 284 00:12:39,559 --> 00:12:43,496 (latch clicks) 285 00:12:43,530 --> 00:12:45,098 HEY, GUYS. 286 00:12:45,132 --> 00:12:46,967 WHATCHA DOING? 287 00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:48,101 UH... (clatter) 288 00:12:48,135 --> 00:12:50,938 I'M HELPING MRS. DELFINO PAINT THE NURSERY. 289 00:12:50,971 --> 00:12:52,205 NURSERY? 290 00:12:52,239 --> 00:12:54,141 IT'S A ROOM WHERE BABIES LIVE. 291 00:12:54,174 --> 00:12:57,144 YES, THANK YOU. WHY WOULD SUSAN NEED A NURSERY? 292 00:12:57,177 --> 00:12:58,278 YOU DIDN'T TELL HER? 293 00:12:58,311 --> 00:12:59,847 UH... (sighs) 294 00:12:59,880 --> 00:13:01,114 I VOLUNTEERED TO LOOK AFTER THE BABY 295 00:13:01,148 --> 00:13:04,017 SO PORTER COULD START THAT NEW RESTAURANT JOB. 296 00:13:04,051 --> 00:13:05,919 OH. 297 00:13:05,953 --> 00:13:08,021 YEAH. HE SAID YOU DIDN'T WANT TO BE STUCK TAKING CARE OF HER 298 00:13:08,055 --> 00:13:10,090 ALL THE TIME, AND I'M THRILLED TO DO IT. 299 00:13:10,123 --> 00:13:13,861 THAT'S... REALLY NICE OF YOU. 300 00:13:13,894 --> 00:13:15,028 AND OF COURSE IT GOES WITHOUT SAYING 301 00:13:15,062 --> 00:13:16,163 THAT YOU ARE WELCOME 302 00:13:16,196 --> 00:13:18,866 TO COME OVER AND PLAY ANYTIME WITH MY GRANDDAUGHTER. 303 00:13:18,899 --> 00:13:20,100 (chuckles) 304 00:13:20,133 --> 00:13:22,502 OUR GRANDDAUGHTER. 305 00:13:22,535 --> 00:13:24,938 UH, SORRY. (chuckles) 306 00:13:24,972 --> 00:13:28,876 OH, MOM. I-I WANTED TO ASK, CAN WE TAKE THE OLD BASSINET? 307 00:13:28,876 --> 00:13:31,511 MY BASSINET? THE ONE ALL FIVE OF YOU KIDS SLEPT IN? 308 00:13:31,544 --> 00:13:34,114 YEAH. THAT'S WHY I THOUGHT IT WAS COOL. 309 00:13:34,147 --> 00:13:35,883 NOW MY KID GETS TO SLEEP IN IT. 310 00:13:35,916 --> 00:13:38,085 OHH. 311 00:13:38,118 --> 00:13:40,888 DOESN'T IT MAKE YOU WANT TO CRY? (chuckles) 312 00:13:42,122 --> 00:13:45,058 YEAH. YEAH, IT DOES. 313 00:13:45,092 --> 00:13:48,095 (woman speaking indistinctly over P.A.) 314 00:13:50,163 --> 00:13:52,065 RENEE. 315 00:13:52,099 --> 00:13:54,067 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 316 00:13:54,101 --> 00:13:57,070 LEARNING TEN NEW WAYS TO COOK KALE. 317 00:13:57,104 --> 00:14:01,074 AND LETTING YOU KNOW YOUR FINANCIAL TROUBLES ARE OVER. 318 00:14:01,108 --> 00:14:03,110 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 319 00:14:03,143 --> 00:14:05,145 I MET WITH YOUR LOAN SHARK-- 320 00:14:05,178 --> 00:14:07,580 A SENTENCE I NEVER THOUGHT I'D BE SAYING-- 321 00:14:07,614 --> 00:14:09,649 AND I SETTLED YOUR ACCOUNT. 322 00:14:09,682 --> 00:14:13,153 ALL YOU HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT NOW IS GETTING BETTER. 323 00:14:13,186 --> 00:14:15,622 I TOLD YOU I DIDN'T WANT YOU TO DO THAT. 324 00:14:15,655 --> 00:14:17,991 I THINK THE WORDS YOU'RE LOOKING FOR ARE "THANK YOU." 325 00:14:18,025 --> 00:14:21,094 I'M SERIOUS. I DIDN'T WANT YOU TO GET INVOLVED IN THIS. 326 00:14:21,128 --> 00:14:22,963 LOOK, IF YOU AND I ARE GONNA KEEP HANGING OUT, 327 00:14:22,996 --> 00:14:25,098 THERE'S SOMETHING YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT ME. 328 00:14:25,132 --> 00:14:26,099 I DO WHAT I WANT. 329 00:14:26,133 --> 00:14:27,267 (magazine thuds) 330 00:14:31,071 --> 00:14:33,540 THANK YOU. 331 00:14:33,573 --> 00:14:34,674 BUT I WANT TO BE PERFECTLY CLEAR. 332 00:14:34,707 --> 00:14:36,676 I-I WILL BE PAYING YOU THAT MONEY BACK. 333 00:14:36,709 --> 00:14:38,145 OH, I KNOW. 334 00:14:38,178 --> 00:14:40,948 AND IT'S PROBABLY GONNA TAKE A WHILE. 335 00:14:40,981 --> 00:14:43,216 GOOD THING I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE. 336 00:14:43,250 --> 00:14:45,052 IT COULD BE YEARS. 337 00:14:45,085 --> 00:14:49,122 SHH. JUST LIE THERE AND LOOK PRETTY. 338 00:14:55,295 --> 00:14:57,030 (doorbell rings) 339 00:14:57,064 --> 00:14:59,466 UH, COME IN! 340 00:14:59,499 --> 00:15:01,234 AND DON'T BE AN AX MURDERER! 341 00:15:01,268 --> 00:15:02,569 (whispers) OH. 342 00:15:02,602 --> 00:15:03,971 HEY! 343 00:15:04,004 --> 00:15:05,672 HEY! HEY, KIDS, DAD'S HOME! 344 00:15:05,705 --> 00:15:07,975 WHAT'S GOING ON, TOM? KINDA BUSY RIGHT NOW. 345 00:15:08,008 --> 00:15:10,243 ACTUALLY, THAT IS WHY I AM HERE. 346 00:15:10,277 --> 00:15:13,146 PARKER, PENNY, YOU GUYS AROUND? (descending footsteps) 347 00:15:13,180 --> 00:15:15,482 HEY, GUYS. (Penny) HEY, DAD. 348 00:15:15,515 --> 00:15:17,450 GO PACK YOUR BAGS. 349 00:15:17,484 --> 00:15:19,086 I'VE TRIED THAT, TOM. THEY COME BACK. 350 00:15:19,119 --> 00:15:20,653 (chuckles) I FIGURED I'D TAKE 'EM OFF YOUR HANDS 351 00:15:20,687 --> 00:15:22,455 FOR THE REST OF SPRING BREAK. OH, WE'RE GOING TO YOUR PLACE? 352 00:15:22,489 --> 00:15:23,523 YEAH, YEAH, YEAH! COOL! 353 00:15:23,556 --> 00:15:25,425 AND YOU ALREADY GOT PLENTY OF STUFF THERE ALREADY, 354 00:15:25,458 --> 00:15:26,559 SO PACK LIGHT! 355 00:15:26,593 --> 00:15:28,095 THIS IS ACTUALLY HAPPENING? 356 00:15:28,128 --> 00:15:29,396 (chuckles) 357 00:15:29,429 --> 00:15:30,998 YOU'RE TAKING THE KIDS FOR AN ENTIRE WEEK? 358 00:15:31,031 --> 00:15:33,100 WELL, UM, AFTER OUR TALK WITH PORTER, 359 00:15:33,133 --> 00:15:36,003 I GOT TO THINKING THAT YOU NEVER REALLY GET ANY TIME TO YOURSELF. 360 00:15:36,036 --> 00:15:38,505 AND WHEN I WAS OUT OF TOWN, YOU HAD THE KIDS FOR WEEKS. 361 00:15:38,538 --> 00:15:41,408 SO... I OWE YA. 362 00:15:41,441 --> 00:15:43,010 WOW! 363 00:15:43,010 --> 00:15:46,013 IF WE WEREN'T SEPARATED, THE THINGS I'D DO TO YOU... 364 00:15:48,048 --> 00:15:50,750 ANYWAY, UH, THANK YOU. 365 00:15:50,783 --> 00:15:53,020 IT'LL BE MUCH EASIER GETTING THINGS DONE AROUND HERE 366 00:15:53,053 --> 00:15:55,388 WHEN IT'S JUST ME AND THE BABY. 367 00:15:55,422 --> 00:15:57,524 NO, NO, NO. I'M TAKING PAIGE, TOO. 368 00:15:57,557 --> 00:16:00,127 WELL, WHO'S GONNA WATCH HER WHILE YOU'RE AT WORK? 369 00:16:00,160 --> 00:16:03,496 JANE. 370 00:16:03,530 --> 00:16:05,632 SHE HASN'T TAKEN CARE OF A BABY IN FOREVER. 371 00:16:05,665 --> 00:16:07,767 SHE'S--SHE'S REALLY LOOKING FORWARD TO IT. 372 00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:10,170 OKAY, THAT'S REALLY GENEROUS. 373 00:16:10,203 --> 00:16:13,206 (descending footsteps) AND HERE COMES THE HERD. 374 00:16:13,240 --> 00:16:14,707 (Parker) LATER, MOM. 375 00:16:14,741 --> 00:16:16,709 WAIT, WAIT. GIVE ME A HUG. 376 00:16:16,743 --> 00:16:18,178 BYE. ALL RIGHT. LOVE YOU. 377 00:16:18,211 --> 00:16:19,446 HAVE A GOOD TIME. I LOVE YOU. 378 00:16:19,479 --> 00:16:21,448 HAVE A GOOD TIME. MWAH! I LOVE YOU, MOM. 379 00:16:21,481 --> 00:16:22,549 I LOVE YOU, TOO. 380 00:16:22,582 --> 00:16:25,085 (Tom chuckles) (chuckles) 381 00:16:26,653 --> 00:16:28,688 SO WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO WITH ALL THIS TIME TO YOURSELF? 382 00:16:28,721 --> 00:16:31,124 OH, THAT IS A PROBLEM I LOOK FORWARD TO SOLVING. 383 00:16:31,158 --> 00:16:32,659 (chuckles) 384 00:16:32,692 --> 00:16:35,695 BYE, PAIGE. THANK YOU! 385 00:16:46,706 --> 00:16:48,775 I SPOKE WITH YOUR DOCTOR, AND I KNOW. 386 00:16:48,808 --> 00:16:51,078 WHAT? 387 00:16:51,111 --> 00:16:54,481 DOCTORS AREN'T ALLOWED TO TALK ABOUT PATIENTS' CONDITIONS. 388 00:16:54,514 --> 00:16:56,449 WELL, THEY CAN IF YOU'RE FAMILY, MOM. 389 00:16:56,483 --> 00:16:58,718 WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ANYONE THE CANCER'S BACK? 390 00:16:58,751 --> 00:17:00,353 (inhales deeply) 391 00:17:00,387 --> 00:17:02,755 BECAUSE THIS TIME, I AIN'T GONNA BEAT IT. 392 00:17:02,789 --> 00:17:04,691 OH, YOU DON'T KNOW THAT. 393 00:17:04,724 --> 00:17:08,095 YEAH, I DO. 394 00:17:10,763 --> 00:17:12,665 (whispers) OH. 395 00:17:12,699 --> 00:17:15,102 SO THIS WHY YOU'VE BEEN PUSHING ROY AWAY. 396 00:17:15,102 --> 00:17:18,138 LOOK AT MY SMART DAUGHTER, PIECING IT TOGETHER. (chuckles) 397 00:17:18,171 --> 00:17:19,839 HE DOESN'T KNOW ABOUT ANY OF IT? 398 00:17:19,872 --> 00:17:22,709 NO, AND HE'S NOT GOING TO. 399 00:17:22,742 --> 00:17:25,712 BUT THIS IS A SCARY THING. MAYBE YOU SHOULD LET HIM HELP YOU. 400 00:17:25,745 --> 00:17:27,680 WHY, SO HE CAN BE MISERABLE, TOO? 401 00:17:27,714 --> 00:17:28,681 KAREN! 402 00:17:28,715 --> 00:17:31,751 ROY WENT THROUGH THIS WHEN HIS FIRST WIFE DIED. 403 00:17:31,784 --> 00:17:34,487 I'M NOT PUTTING HIM THROUGH IT AGAIN. 404 00:17:34,521 --> 00:17:38,458 GABY, I'M BEGGING YOU. 405 00:17:38,491 --> 00:17:40,760 DON'T DO THIS TO HIM. 406 00:17:40,793 --> 00:17:43,630 JUST DON'T TELL HIM. 407 00:17:43,663 --> 00:17:46,733 (sighs) 408 00:17:51,404 --> 00:17:52,505 OH! YOU KNOW WHAT WE NEED HERE? 409 00:17:52,539 --> 00:17:55,475 OVER THE CRIB, A MOBILE WITH TWINKLY LITTLE BUTTERFLIES. 410 00:17:55,508 --> 00:17:57,344 THOSE WERE JULIE'S FAVORITE. 411 00:17:57,377 --> 00:17:59,712 TWINKLY BUTTERFLIES. OOH! 412 00:17:59,746 --> 00:18:02,615 AND, YOU KNOW, WE COULD PUT HER NAME ON THE WALL 413 00:18:02,649 --> 00:18:04,784 IN BIG, BRIGHT LETTERS. 414 00:18:04,817 --> 00:18:06,153 DO YOU HAVE A NAME YET? 415 00:18:06,153 --> 00:18:08,555 I WAS ACTUALLY THINKING ABOUT "LYNETTE." 416 00:18:08,588 --> 00:18:10,323 FOR A BABY? 417 00:18:10,357 --> 00:18:11,558 HUH. 418 00:18:11,591 --> 00:18:12,859 LET ME THINK ABOUT THAT. 419 00:18:12,892 --> 00:18:14,661 OH! YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE WE COULD DO? 420 00:18:14,694 --> 00:18:17,597 A MURAL. LIKE, WINNIE THE POOH, 421 00:18:17,630 --> 00:18:20,800 AND HIS HEAD IS STUCK IN THE HONEY POT. (laughs) 422 00:18:20,833 --> 00:18:22,669 I BROUGHT YOU GUYS SOME COFFEE, 423 00:18:22,702 --> 00:18:24,304 BUT IT SOUNDS LIKE ONE OF YOU DOESN'T NEED IT. 424 00:18:24,337 --> 00:18:27,640 OH, I'M NOT CAFFEINATED. I'M JUST HIGH ON BABY. 425 00:18:27,674 --> 00:18:28,875 IS THERE ANY SUGAR? 426 00:18:28,908 --> 00:18:30,810 UH, IN THE KITCHEN. 427 00:18:32,479 --> 00:18:35,448 (sighs) THAT BABY IS GONNA FEEL RIGHT AT HOME HERE. 428 00:18:35,482 --> 00:18:38,318 OH, WELL, THAT'S WHY I'M DOING THIS. 429 00:18:38,351 --> 00:18:41,354 UH-HUH. ARE YOU GONNA KEEP JULIE'S BED? 430 00:18:41,388 --> 00:18:43,556 WELL, SHE WAS HERE FIRST. 431 00:18:43,590 --> 00:18:47,360 AND BESIDES, I MEAN, IF SHE-- IF SHE DOES COME BACK, 432 00:18:47,394 --> 00:18:48,695 SHE'LL NEED A PLACE TO STAY. 433 00:18:48,728 --> 00:18:51,331 RIGHT. SO WHEN JULIE COMES TO VISIT, 434 00:18:51,364 --> 00:18:55,435 SHE'LL BE SLEEPING 4 FEET AWAY FROM THE BABY SHE DOESN'T WANT. 435 00:18:55,468 --> 00:18:59,472 THINK I SHOULD MOVE JULIE'S BED? 436 00:18:59,506 --> 00:19:02,609 I THINK YOU SHOULD DO WHATEVER MAKES YOU HAPPY. 437 00:19:02,642 --> 00:19:05,578 (kisses) 438 00:19:05,612 --> 00:19:08,681 HON, DID YOU FIND THE SUGAR? 439 00:19:08,715 --> 00:19:11,451 THAT'S WHAT I WAS LOOKING FOR. 440 00:19:12,852 --> 00:19:16,323 LETS JUST HOPE THE BABY TAKES AFTER JULIE. 441 00:19:18,458 --> 00:19:21,728 THIS IS THE KIND OF THING THAT CHAPS MY ASS. 442 00:19:21,761 --> 00:19:25,432 IF MARMADUKE ATE MY PILLOW, I'D SHOOT HIM RIGHT IN THE HEAD. 443 00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:30,403 HEY, ROY? NO, GABY. 444 00:19:30,437 --> 00:19:33,306 I WOULDN'T ACTUALLY SHOOT A DOG. IT WAS A JOKE. 445 00:19:34,674 --> 00:19:37,277 I JUST REALIZED THE OTHER DAY, 446 00:19:37,310 --> 00:19:40,413 I DON'T THINK I'VE EVER HEARD YOU TALK ABOUT YOUR FIRST WIFE. 447 00:19:40,447 --> 00:19:41,648 MIRIAM? 448 00:19:41,681 --> 00:19:43,516 I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW HER NAME. 449 00:19:43,550 --> 00:19:46,353 MIRIAM. 450 00:19:46,386 --> 00:19:48,521 HOW LONG WERE YOU GUYS MARRIED? 451 00:19:48,555 --> 00:19:50,257 39 YEARS. 452 00:19:50,290 --> 00:19:54,394 SHE DIED 2 WEEKS BEFORE OUR 40th ANNIVERSARY. 453 00:19:54,427 --> 00:19:56,863 OH, MY GOD. 454 00:19:56,896 --> 00:19:58,331 CANCER, RIGHT? 455 00:19:58,365 --> 00:20:00,567 BRAIN. 456 00:20:00,600 --> 00:20:02,569 SON OF A BITCH, THAT KIND. 457 00:20:02,602 --> 00:20:04,904 A REAL SON OF A BITCH. 458 00:20:04,937 --> 00:20:08,341 THAT MUST HAVE BEEN THE WORST THING YOU EVER WENT THROUGH. 459 00:20:09,542 --> 00:20:11,444 YOU'D THINK. 460 00:20:11,478 --> 00:20:14,381 WAIT, ARE YOU SAYING IT WASN'T? 461 00:20:14,414 --> 00:20:16,883 SOUNDS WEIRD. 462 00:20:16,916 --> 00:20:19,319 IT--IT'S HARD TO UNDERSTAND. 463 00:20:23,323 --> 00:20:25,258 I WANNA UNDERSTAND. 464 00:20:25,292 --> 00:20:27,894 OKAY. 465 00:20:27,927 --> 00:20:29,996 WHEN YOU LOVE SOMEBODY, 466 00:20:30,029 --> 00:20:31,998 LOVE THEM A LONG TIME, 467 00:20:32,031 --> 00:20:34,334 YOU GET LAZY. 468 00:20:34,367 --> 00:20:38,371 YOU FIGURE THEY KNOW IT, SO YOU STOP SAYING IT SO MUCH, 469 00:20:38,405 --> 00:20:39,972 STOP SHOWING IT. 470 00:20:40,006 --> 00:20:41,107 (whispers) YEAH. 471 00:20:41,140 --> 00:20:45,412 (voice breaks) BUT WHEN YOU KNOW YOU'RE GONNA LOSE 'EM, 472 00:20:45,445 --> 00:20:48,948 THAT THEY WON'T BE THERE TO HEAR YOU SAY IT... 473 00:20:48,981 --> 00:20:52,018 OH, BOY, YOU MAKE DAMN SURE THEY KNOW IT 474 00:20:52,051 --> 00:20:54,387 EVERY SECOND OF EVERY DAY. 475 00:20:54,421 --> 00:20:56,589 (voice breaks) I'M SO SORRY I BROUGHT IT UP. 476 00:20:56,623 --> 00:20:59,326 NAH. THESE? 477 00:20:59,359 --> 00:21:01,328 I EARNED 'EM. 478 00:21:01,361 --> 00:21:03,330 I WAS THERE FOR MIRIAM. 479 00:21:03,363 --> 00:21:08,935 I TOLD HER EVERYTHING I NEEDED TO TELL HER, 480 00:21:08,968 --> 00:21:11,904 HELD HER HAND WHEN SHE WAS SCARED. 481 00:21:11,938 --> 00:21:14,441 NAH, THESE DON'T BOTHER ME AT ALL. 482 00:21:14,474 --> 00:21:15,875 (sniffles) 483 00:21:15,908 --> 00:21:17,877 (sighs) 484 00:21:17,910 --> 00:21:19,579 OH, ROY. 485 00:21:19,612 --> 00:21:23,350 I MADE A PROMISE TO SOMEONE, BUT I'M GONNA HAVE TO BREAK IT. 486 00:21:28,388 --> 00:21:30,457 RENEE. 487 00:21:30,490 --> 00:21:32,892 IT'S SO GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN. 488 00:21:32,925 --> 00:21:36,363 A LOAN SHARK AND A JEHOVAH WITNESS? 489 00:21:36,396 --> 00:21:38,831 NOT A COMBO YOU SEE OFTEN. 490 00:21:40,433 --> 00:21:41,368 WHAT? 491 00:21:41,401 --> 00:21:42,502 (clears throat) 492 00:21:42,535 --> 00:21:43,936 I'M KIND OF EMBARRASSED TO ADMIT THIS, 493 00:21:43,970 --> 00:21:45,838 BUT I'M A TERRIBLE BOOKKEEPER. 494 00:21:45,872 --> 00:21:49,041 THAT CHECK YOU WROTE ME TO PAY OFF YOUR BOYFRIEND'S LOAN? 495 00:21:49,075 --> 00:21:50,577 I HAD THE AMOUNT WRONG. 496 00:21:50,610 --> 00:21:53,380 OH, SO YOU'RE HERE TO GIVE ME A REFUND? 497 00:21:53,413 --> 00:21:55,382 NOT EXACTLY. 498 00:21:55,415 --> 00:21:57,049 I REALLY LIKE THIS HOUSE. 499 00:21:57,083 --> 00:21:59,552 TELL ME, WHAT DOES FIRE INSURANCE COST 500 00:21:59,586 --> 00:22:01,388 FOR A PLACE LIKE THIS? 501 00:22:01,388 --> 00:22:04,424 OKAY, WHY DON'T YOU PICK UP YOUR VIOLIN CASE 502 00:22:04,457 --> 00:22:05,858 AND DRIVE YOUR BIG CADILLAC BACK 503 00:22:05,892 --> 00:22:08,461 TO THE "GODFATHER" MOVIE YOU CRAWLED OUT OF? 504 00:22:08,495 --> 00:22:10,397 YOU ARE NOT GONNA INTIMIDATE ME. 505 00:22:10,430 --> 00:22:13,132 (chuckles) YOU SURE ABOUT THAT? 506 00:22:13,165 --> 00:22:18,004 IT'S HOW I MAKE MY LIVING, AND BUSINESS IS GOOD. 507 00:22:18,037 --> 00:22:20,773 AH, I GET IT. 508 00:22:20,807 --> 00:22:23,075 YOU SEE THE SWEET SUBURBAN NEIGHBORHOOD AND THINK, 509 00:22:23,109 --> 00:22:25,812 "I CAN PUSH THOSE PEOPLE AROUND." 510 00:22:25,845 --> 00:22:26,913 WELL, LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING. 511 00:22:26,946 --> 00:22:30,116 I DO NOT COME FROM A PLACE LIKE THIS. 512 00:22:31,951 --> 00:22:34,421 YOU GOT ALL YOU'RE GONNA GET. WE'RE DONE. 513 00:22:37,156 --> 00:22:40,427 I'M THE ONE THAT DECIDES WHEN WE'RE DONE. 514 00:22:42,161 --> 00:22:44,130 SEE YA AROUND. 515 00:22:50,069 --> 00:22:52,171 (sighs) 516 00:22:52,204 --> 00:22:54,040 IS THAT EVERYTHING? 517 00:22:54,073 --> 00:22:56,075 I THINK SO. HAVE YOU TAKEN ONE LAST LOOK DOWN THE LANE, 518 00:22:56,108 --> 00:22:57,510 FIXED AN IMAGE IN YOUR MIND? 519 00:22:57,544 --> 00:23:00,146 WHY? WE'LL ONLY BE GONE FOR A MONTH. WILL WE? 520 00:23:00,179 --> 00:23:01,881 SOMETHING TELLS ME THAT ONCE YOU TASTE 521 00:23:01,914 --> 00:23:03,916 ONE OF THOSE DELICIOUS MAINE LOBSTER ROLLS, 522 00:23:03,950 --> 00:23:05,151 YOU'LL NEVER WANT TO COME BACK. 523 00:23:05,184 --> 00:23:08,087 AREN'T WE GETTING AHEAD OF OURSELVES? 524 00:23:08,120 --> 00:23:10,189 PROMISE ME YOU'LL KEEP AN OPEN MIND. 525 00:23:10,222 --> 00:23:13,860 FINE. MIND OPEN. 526 00:23:15,027 --> 00:23:16,095 (car door closes) THIS IS GONNA SOUND SILLY, 527 00:23:16,128 --> 00:23:19,098 BUT YOU KNOW WHAT I'M MOST EXCITED ABOUT? WHAT? 528 00:23:19,131 --> 00:23:21,133 WE FINALLY GET TO WEAR THOSE HATS I BOUGHT 529 00:23:21,167 --> 00:23:23,736 FOR THAT ALASKAN CRUISE WE NEVER GOT TO TAKE. 530 00:23:23,770 --> 00:23:27,006 JIMINY CHRISTMAS. I LEFT MINE AT HOME. 531 00:23:27,039 --> 00:23:28,140 ORSON! 532 00:23:28,174 --> 00:23:30,009 WE'LL BUY ANOTHER ONE. 533 00:23:30,042 --> 00:23:32,111 BUT IT WON'T BE THE SAME THING. I HAD THEM MONOGRAMMED, 534 00:23:32,144 --> 00:23:34,080 AND I ALWAYS IMAGINED US WEARING THEM 535 00:23:34,113 --> 00:23:36,983 ON SOME WONDERFUL ADVENTURE TOGETHER. 536 00:23:37,016 --> 00:23:38,485 (chuckles) OH, THAT'S ALL RIGHT. 537 00:23:38,485 --> 00:23:40,887 WE'LL JUST STOP AND GET IT FROM YOUR APARTMENT. 538 00:23:40,920 --> 00:23:43,122 (seat belt clicks) MY APARTMENT? 539 00:23:43,155 --> 00:23:44,223 WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THAT. 540 00:23:44,256 --> 00:23:45,992 DON'T BE SILLY. IT'S ON THE WAY. 541 00:23:46,025 --> 00:23:47,860 AND BESIDES, MOST PEOPLE DON'T GET TO THE AIRPORT 542 00:23:47,894 --> 00:23:49,862 FOUR HOURS BEFORE THEIR FLIGHT. 543 00:23:49,896 --> 00:23:51,531 NO! NO, WE CAN'T. 544 00:23:51,564 --> 00:23:53,132 DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG IT TAKES 545 00:23:53,165 --> 00:23:56,168 TO GO THROUGH SECURITY IN A WHEELCHAIR? CERTAINLY NOT FOUR HOURS. 546 00:23:56,202 --> 00:23:58,037 BREE, PLEASE. 547 00:24:01,073 --> 00:24:03,075 ORSON, IS SOMETHING WRONG? 548 00:24:03,109 --> 00:24:04,210 (chuckles) NO. NO. 549 00:24:06,746 --> 00:24:07,980 YOU'RE TREMBLING. 550 00:24:08,014 --> 00:24:09,949 IT'S--IT'S--IT'S NOTHING. 551 00:24:09,982 --> 00:24:13,986 IT'S JUST, YOU KNOW ME AND PUNCTUALITY. 552 00:24:14,020 --> 00:24:15,522 WELL, THIS IS HARDLY THE WAY TO START 553 00:24:15,522 --> 00:24:18,224 THAT RELAXING VACATION YOU'VE BEEN PROMISING ME. 554 00:24:18,257 --> 00:24:20,192 (sighs) 555 00:24:20,226 --> 00:24:23,730 YOU'RE RIGHT. I'M SORRY, DEAR. 556 00:24:23,763 --> 00:24:26,699 APOLOGY ACCEPTED. 557 00:24:26,733 --> 00:24:27,900 NOW LET'S MAKE THAT 558 00:24:27,934 --> 00:24:31,137 THE LAST TIME WE QUIBBLE ON THIS TRIP. 559 00:24:33,706 --> 00:24:34,941 NOW WE'RE OFF TO YOUR APARTMENT. 560 00:24:34,974 --> 00:24:36,976 (starts engine, shifts gear) 561 00:24:50,890 --> 00:24:53,192 (whirring) 562 00:24:53,225 --> 00:24:57,263 (beeping) 563 00:24:57,296 --> 00:25:00,032 (plastic crinkles) 564 00:25:09,075 --> 00:25:10,977 (fork clatters) 565 00:25:16,082 --> 00:25:17,650 HI. 566 00:25:17,684 --> 00:25:19,218 LYNETTE, PORTER'S NOT HERE. NO, I KNOW. 567 00:25:19,251 --> 00:25:20,887 I JUST FELT BAD YOU WERE DOING ALL THE WORK ON THE NURSERY, 568 00:25:20,920 --> 00:25:22,989 SO I FREED UP SOME TIME IN MY SCHEDULE TO HELP. 569 00:25:23,022 --> 00:25:25,925 YOU KNOW, PAINTING, MOVING FURNITURE, WHATEVER YOU NEED. 570 00:25:25,958 --> 00:25:28,194 UH, ACTUALLY, WE ALREADY FINISHED. (chuckles) 571 00:25:28,227 --> 00:25:30,196 OH. CAN I SEE IT? 572 00:25:30,229 --> 00:25:33,833 OF COURSE. UH, SURE. FOLLOW ME. 573 00:25:35,234 --> 00:25:37,704 I KNOW PINK IS A LITTLE TRADITIONAL, 574 00:25:37,737 --> 00:25:38,905 BUT THEN I FOUND 575 00:25:38,938 --> 00:25:41,974 THIS BLACK AND WHITE BEDDING FOR THE BASSINET I JUST LOVE. 576 00:25:42,008 --> 00:25:43,876 MAKES IT FEEL LIKE A LITTLE FRENCH GIRL'S ROOM, 577 00:25:43,910 --> 00:25:45,044 DON'T YOU THINK? 578 00:25:45,077 --> 00:25:47,246 WHO'S SOPHIE? 579 00:25:49,115 --> 00:25:53,019 OH! UH, THAT'S WHAT PORTER DECIDED TO NAME THE BABY. 580 00:25:53,052 --> 00:25:54,654 UH-HUH. 581 00:25:54,687 --> 00:25:57,256 PORTER DECIDED TO NAME THE BABY AFTER YOUR MOTHER? 582 00:25:57,289 --> 00:26:00,893 (laughs) HE DID ASK ME FOR SOME SUGGESTIONS. 583 00:26:00,927 --> 00:26:04,864 INTERESTING. HE TOLD ME HE WAS NAMING HER LYNETTE. 584 00:26:04,897 --> 00:26:06,198 I KNOW, BUT... 585 00:26:06,232 --> 00:26:07,700 BABY LYNETTE? 586 00:26:07,734 --> 00:26:09,769 WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT? 587 00:26:09,802 --> 00:26:13,072 OH, NOTHING. IT'S JUST, "LYNETTE" IS SO... 588 00:26:13,105 --> 00:26:14,206 YOU. 589 00:26:14,240 --> 00:26:15,708 REALLY? 590 00:26:15,742 --> 00:26:17,076 WELL, YEAH. 591 00:26:17,109 --> 00:26:21,848 AND YOU HAVE SET THE BAR SO HIGH ON THAT NAME. 592 00:26:21,881 --> 00:26:23,650 DO YOU WANT TO BURDEN A TINY LITTLE BABY 593 00:26:23,650 --> 00:26:25,217 WITH TRYING TO LIVE UP TO THAT? 594 00:26:25,251 --> 00:26:27,720 (chuckles) 595 00:26:27,754 --> 00:26:28,988 AND NOBODY THOUGHT I'D BE INTERESTED 596 00:26:29,021 --> 00:26:31,691 IN HEARING ABOUT THIS NAME CHANGE? 597 00:26:31,724 --> 00:26:33,826 OH, MY GOSH. 598 00:26:33,860 --> 00:26:35,762 ARE YOU UPSET ABOUT THIS? 599 00:26:35,795 --> 00:26:39,866 OH. I THOUGHT YOU WERE INTO BEING THE HANDS-OFF GRANDMA. 600 00:26:39,899 --> 00:26:43,002 WELL, I'M TRYING TO GET MY SON TO STAND ON HIS OWN TWO FEET, 601 00:26:43,035 --> 00:26:46,873 AND I GUESS I DIDN'T COUNT ON YOU BEING THE PUSHY GRANDMA. 602 00:26:46,906 --> 00:26:49,408 (laughs) I GUESS YOUR DEFINITION OF "PUSHY" 603 00:26:49,441 --> 00:26:51,911 IS BEING HELPFUL AND WANTING TO GET INVOLVED. 604 00:26:51,944 --> 00:26:54,013 OH, I WANNA BE INVOLVED. IT'S MY GRANDDAUGHTER, TOO. 605 00:26:54,046 --> 00:26:56,148 WELL , I DON'T SEE YOU SETTING UP A NURSERY IN YOUR HOUSE. 606 00:26:56,182 --> 00:26:59,118 OH, WELL, MAYBE I WILL. THERE'S JUST ONE THING I NEED. 607 00:27:01,453 --> 00:27:03,890 LYNETTE, GIVE THAT BACK! NO. 608 00:27:03,923 --> 00:27:06,826 PORTER WANTS IT HERE. HE SAYS IT PULLS THE WHOLE ROOM TOGETHER. 609 00:27:06,859 --> 00:27:09,996 OH, YEAH, 'CAUSE PORTER HAS SUCH A KEEN EYE FOR DESIGN. 610 00:27:10,029 --> 00:27:12,198 WHAT IS GOING ON? WHAT'S WRONG? 611 00:27:12,231 --> 00:27:13,933 WHAT'S WRONG? 612 00:27:13,966 --> 00:27:16,769 YOU'RE CALLING LYNETTE "SOPHIE," YOU'RE MAKING MY SON A WAITER, 613 00:27:16,803 --> 00:27:17,704 AND YOU'RE TRYING TO TURN MY GRANDDAUGHTER 614 00:27:17,704 --> 00:27:20,072 INTO A FRENCH GIRL. THAT'S WHAT'S WRONG! 615 00:27:20,106 --> 00:27:22,041 OKAY, THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE, 616 00:27:22,074 --> 00:27:23,843 AND IT'S INCREDIBLY PETTY. 617 00:27:23,876 --> 00:27:26,713 WELL, NOT AS PETTY AS TRYING TO STEAL SOMEBODY'S GRANDCHILD! 618 00:27:26,713 --> 00:27:28,848 OH! (panting) 619 00:27:30,750 --> 00:27:32,184 (sighs) 620 00:27:35,988 --> 00:27:38,825 MY FIRST VISIT TO YOUR APARTMENT. 621 00:27:38,858 --> 00:27:41,861 I MUST ADMIT, I'M A BIT ASHAMED I NEVER CAME BY BEFORE. 622 00:27:41,894 --> 00:27:42,995 YES, WELL, TRUTH BE TOLD, 623 00:27:43,029 --> 00:27:45,397 I'M A BIT ASHAMED OF HOW MODEST IT IS. 624 00:27:45,431 --> 00:27:47,900 SO IF IT'S ALL THE SAME, I'D PREFER IT IF YOU WAIT OUT HERE. 625 00:27:47,934 --> 00:27:49,168 I'LL JUST BE A MINUTE. 626 00:27:49,201 --> 00:27:50,737 ABSOLUTELY NOT. 627 00:27:50,770 --> 00:27:52,438 I'M SURE IT'S PERFECTLY CHARMING. 628 00:27:52,471 --> 00:27:54,907 ACTUALLY, IT'S ALSO A MESS. 629 00:27:54,941 --> 00:27:58,144 (chuckles) THERE, I SAID IT. OH, WHAT YOU MUST THINK OF ME. 630 00:27:58,177 --> 00:27:59,979 ORSON, I KNOW YOU. 631 00:28:00,012 --> 00:28:02,982 A "MESS" MEANS YOU HAVEN'T FLUFFED THE SOFA PILLOWS TODAY. 632 00:28:03,015 --> 00:28:04,884 NOW COME ON. LET'S GET YOU THAT HAT. 633 00:28:04,917 --> 00:28:07,820 (sighs) 634 00:28:07,854 --> 00:28:09,789 OH, HELL'S BELLS. 635 00:28:09,822 --> 00:28:11,758 WHAT? I SEEM TO HAVE FORGOTTEN MY KEY. 636 00:28:11,758 --> 00:28:13,860 OH, DEAR. SOMETIMES I THINK I'D FORGET MY HEAD 637 00:28:13,893 --> 00:28:15,995 IF IT WEREN'T ATTACHED TO MY BODY. 638 00:28:16,028 --> 00:28:18,865 OF COURSE, THEN I WOULDN'T NEED TO GET MY HAT. 639 00:28:18,898 --> 00:28:21,367 THE MANAGER HAS A MASTER KEY. 640 00:28:21,400 --> 00:28:23,870 WOULD YOU MIND RUNNING DOWN TO THE OFFICE TO GET IT? 641 00:28:23,903 --> 00:28:27,840 OF COURSE NOT. I'LL BE BACK IN A SEC. 642 00:28:27,874 --> 00:28:30,877 (keys jangling) 643 00:28:49,896 --> 00:28:53,099 ORSON? I'VE LOOKED EVERYWHERE AND I CAN'T FIND THE MANAGER. 644 00:28:53,132 --> 00:28:55,034 OH, NOT TO WORRY. (sighs) 645 00:28:55,067 --> 00:28:56,903 I'M SUCH A MUDDLEHEAD. 646 00:28:56,936 --> 00:29:00,539 (keys jangling) I FORGOT THAT I KEEP A SPARE KEY IN THE POUCH. 647 00:29:00,572 --> 00:29:02,474 IT'S ONE OF THE GOOD THINGS ABOUT BEING IN A WHEELCHAIR. 648 00:29:02,508 --> 00:29:04,844 IT'S LIKE HAVING A MOBILE PURSE. 649 00:29:04,877 --> 00:29:06,913 AFTER YOU. 650 00:29:10,917 --> 00:29:12,919 WHAT A LOVELY PLACE. 651 00:29:12,952 --> 00:29:14,353 (Orson chuckles) 652 00:29:14,386 --> 00:29:16,388 AND, OF COURSE, YOUR PILLOWS ARE PERFECTLY PLUMPED. 653 00:29:16,422 --> 00:29:18,057 IT SERVED ITS PURPOSE. 654 00:29:18,090 --> 00:29:19,491 AND NOW... 655 00:29:19,525 --> 00:29:22,895 ON TO NEW ADVENTURES. 656 00:29:26,065 --> 00:29:28,134 (laughs) 657 00:29:28,167 --> 00:29:31,537 YOU LOOK VERY DASHING. THANK YOU. 658 00:29:31,570 --> 00:29:33,973 UH, LET'S NOT DILLYDALLY. 659 00:29:34,006 --> 00:29:36,843 WE--WE STILL HAVE A PLANE TO CATCH. 660 00:29:38,610 --> 00:29:41,113 OH, WE--AND WE MUST STOP BY A NEWSSTAND IN THE TERMINAL. 661 00:29:41,147 --> 00:29:44,851 THE NOVEL I'M READING IS SIMPLY DREADFUL. 662 00:29:46,052 --> 00:29:48,520 OH, AND I KNOW HOW MUCH YOU DESPISE AIRPLANE FOOD. 663 00:29:48,554 --> 00:29:51,858 PERHAPS WE CAN PICK UP A LITTLE BITE FOR YOU AS WELL. 664 00:29:53,492 --> 00:29:56,095 BREE? 665 00:30:03,369 --> 00:30:04,837 (whispering) IT WAS YOU? 666 00:30:06,973 --> 00:30:08,875 YOU DID IT? 667 00:30:08,908 --> 00:30:10,910 YOU WROTE THE LETTERS? 668 00:30:15,514 --> 00:30:17,616 OH, MY GOD. 669 00:30:17,649 --> 00:30:19,952 YOU KILLED CHUCK. 670 00:30:21,553 --> 00:30:23,122 YES. 671 00:30:25,557 --> 00:30:26,859 (door closes) 672 00:30:26,893 --> 00:30:27,994 FOR YOU. 673 00:30:28,027 --> 00:30:29,561 WHAT? 674 00:30:31,130 --> 00:30:32,598 HE WAS GOING TO ARREST YOU. 675 00:30:32,631 --> 00:30:34,533 I HAD TO DO SOMETHING TO STOP HIM. 676 00:30:34,566 --> 00:30:38,070 EVERYTHING I DID, BREE, WAS TO PROTECT YOU. 677 00:30:38,104 --> 00:30:39,538 PROTECT ME? 678 00:30:39,571 --> 00:30:42,574 HOW WAS WRITING THE LETTERS SUPPOSED TO PROTECT ME? 679 00:30:42,608 --> 00:30:44,977 THEY TORMENTED ME, ALMOST DROVE ME TO SUICIDE. 680 00:30:45,011 --> 00:30:46,879 WELL, I'M SORRY IT WENT THAT FAR. 681 00:30:46,913 --> 00:30:49,548 BUT I KNEW I HAD NO CHANCE OF WINNING YOU BACK 682 00:30:49,581 --> 00:30:52,952 UNLESS I COULD ISOLATE YOU FROM THOSE AWFUL FRIENDS OF YOURS. 683 00:30:52,985 --> 00:30:55,321 SO I WROTE THE LETTERS 684 00:30:55,354 --> 00:30:57,990 KNOWING THOSE WOMEN WOULD TURN AGAINST YOU, AND THEY DID. 685 00:30:58,024 --> 00:30:59,325 BUT WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO TURN THEM AGAINST ME? 686 00:30:59,358 --> 00:31:00,927 BECAUSE AS LONG AS THEY WERE IN YOUR LIFE, 687 00:31:00,960 --> 00:31:03,029 I KNEW I WOULD ALWAYS BE A DISTANT SECOND, 688 00:31:03,062 --> 00:31:05,531 AND THAT WASN'T GOING TO BE GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME! 689 00:31:05,564 --> 00:31:07,266 NOT THIS TIME! 690 00:31:07,299 --> 00:31:09,936 I HAD TO HAVE YOU ALL TO MYSELF. 691 00:31:09,936 --> 00:31:13,605 THAT'S HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU. 692 00:31:13,639 --> 00:31:16,508 YOU'RE INSANE. 693 00:31:16,542 --> 00:31:17,576 BREE. (sighs) 694 00:31:17,609 --> 00:31:19,946 BREE, WE BOTH KNOW WHAT IT MEANS TO COMMIT A CRIME 695 00:31:19,979 --> 00:31:21,013 FOR THE GREATER GOOD. 696 00:31:21,047 --> 00:31:23,515 DO NOT COMPARE YOURSELF TO ME! 697 00:31:23,549 --> 00:31:25,351 I WAS PROTECTING PEOPLE I LOVE. 698 00:31:25,384 --> 00:31:28,087 YOU WERE ONLY PURSUING YOUR OWN SELFISH DESIRES. 699 00:31:28,120 --> 00:31:29,488 NO, I DID IT FOR BOTH OF US! 700 00:31:29,521 --> 00:31:31,323 YOU TOOK ADVANTAGE OF ME 701 00:31:31,357 --> 00:31:33,292 AT THE DARKEST MOMENT OF MY LIFE. 702 00:31:33,325 --> 00:31:35,661 YOU'RE A SICK, PATHETIC MAN, 703 00:31:35,694 --> 00:31:38,397 AND I KNOW THAT SOMEDAY YOU WILL PAY FOR YOUR SINS. 704 00:31:38,430 --> 00:31:41,400 BREE, DON'T GO! YOU'RE EVERYTHING TO ME! 705 00:31:41,433 --> 00:31:43,635 WELL, YOU ARE NOTHING TO ME. 706 00:31:43,669 --> 00:31:46,372 AND I NEVER WANNA SEE YOU AGAIN. 707 00:31:50,109 --> 00:31:51,310 (gasps) 708 00:31:52,711 --> 00:31:54,680 (whispers) OH. 709 00:32:00,119 --> 00:32:01,520 HEY. 710 00:32:01,553 --> 00:32:03,722 YOU MIND IF I COME IN? 711 00:32:03,755 --> 00:32:08,460 SURE, BUT I'VE ALREADY BEEN SCREAMED AT BY ONE SCAVO TODAY, 712 00:32:08,494 --> 00:32:10,229 SO CAN WE KEEP IT CIVIL? 713 00:32:12,064 --> 00:32:14,200 IF THIS IS ABOUT SUSAN, YOU CAN SAVE YOUR BREATH. 714 00:32:14,233 --> 00:32:15,634 OH, COME ON, LYNETTE. 715 00:32:15,667 --> 00:32:17,036 I KNOW HOW MUCH YOU GUYS CARE ABOUT EACH OTHER. 716 00:32:17,069 --> 00:32:18,137 UH-HUH. 717 00:32:18,170 --> 00:32:20,106 HEY, YOU WANNA HAVE SEX WITH ME? 718 00:32:20,139 --> 00:32:21,573 THAT'D REALLY PISS HER OFF. 719 00:32:21,607 --> 00:32:25,111 UH, I'M GOING TO PASS ON THAT, BUT THANKS. 720 00:32:25,144 --> 00:32:28,214 OKAY. 721 00:32:28,247 --> 00:32:30,016 I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY SHE'S SO MAD AT ME. 722 00:32:30,016 --> 00:32:33,519 SHE SAID SHE WANTED NOTHING TO DO WITH PORTER'S BABY. 723 00:32:33,552 --> 00:32:35,521 CAN I TELL YOU A LITTLE SECRET? 724 00:32:35,554 --> 00:32:38,157 THAT WAS HER FIRST REACTION TO ALL FIVE OF OUR KIDS. 725 00:32:38,190 --> 00:32:39,758 OH, I DON'T BELIEVE THAT. 726 00:32:39,791 --> 00:32:41,760 I MEAN, SHE IS A GREAT MOM. 727 00:32:41,793 --> 00:32:44,096 NONE OF THIS MAKES ANY SENSE. 728 00:32:44,130 --> 00:32:46,532 NOW WE'RE GETTIN' SOMEWHERE. 729 00:32:46,565 --> 00:32:50,169 I JUST NEVER THOUGHT MY LIFE WOULD END UP LIKE THIS. 730 00:32:50,202 --> 00:32:52,038 IT'S LIKE I'M TURNING INTO WHITE TRASH. 731 00:32:52,071 --> 00:32:55,041 (chuckles) LYNETTE, I COME FROM WHITE TRASH. 732 00:32:55,041 --> 00:32:56,575 YOU ARE NOWHERE NEAR THAT. 733 00:32:56,608 --> 00:32:58,044 REALLY? 734 00:32:58,044 --> 00:32:59,445 I'M SEPARATED, 735 00:32:59,478 --> 00:33:01,747 MY KID IS HAVING A BABY OUT OF WEDLOCK, 736 00:33:01,780 --> 00:33:03,482 I'M GETTING INTO PUBLIC FIGHTS... 737 00:33:03,515 --> 00:33:06,652 I'M TWO WEEKS AWAY FROM HAVING A WASHING MACHINE ON THE PORCH. 738 00:33:07,786 --> 00:33:10,789 MEANWHILE, SUSAN'S GETTING EVERYTHING SHE WANTS. 739 00:33:10,822 --> 00:33:12,124 YEAH, I DON'T THINK SUSAN'S LIFE 740 00:33:12,158 --> 00:33:13,692 IS GOING THE WAY SHE'D HOPED, EITHER. 741 00:33:13,725 --> 00:33:15,194 ALL I KNOW IS, SHE'S THE ONE OVER THERE 742 00:33:15,227 --> 00:33:17,496 PAINTING A NURSERY FOR OUR GRANDCHILD. 743 00:33:17,529 --> 00:33:19,565 YEAH... 744 00:33:19,598 --> 00:33:21,533 WITH YOUR SON, 745 00:33:21,567 --> 00:33:23,102 NOT HER DAUGHTER. 746 00:33:23,135 --> 00:33:25,737 (Tom) THAT'S THE THING ABOUT LYNETTE. 747 00:33:25,771 --> 00:33:28,074 SHE ALWAYS COMPLAINS THAT SHE HAS TO DO EVERYTHING HERSELF. 748 00:33:28,107 --> 00:33:31,077 BUT GOD HELP YOU IF YOU TRY TO DO ANYTHING FOR HER. 749 00:33:31,077 --> 00:33:33,545 I HAVE A BRUISED TAILBONE TO PROVE IT. 750 00:33:33,579 --> 00:33:35,781 (chuckles) I MADE THE SAME MISTAKE AS YOU. 751 00:33:35,814 --> 00:33:38,450 AND I WAS MARRIED TO HER. I SHOULD KNOW. 752 00:33:38,484 --> 00:33:40,186 WHAT DID YOU DO? 753 00:33:40,219 --> 00:33:42,188 I TOOK THE KIDS OFF HER HANDS FOR A WEEK. 754 00:33:42,221 --> 00:33:43,822 AND SHE WAS FINE AT FIRST. 755 00:33:43,855 --> 00:33:46,458 THEN SHE STARTED CALLING EVERY TEN MINUTES 756 00:33:46,492 --> 00:33:47,793 TO REMIND ME TO GIVE PAIGE HER MEDICINE 757 00:33:47,826 --> 00:33:50,696 OR TO MAKE SURE THAT PARKER WORE HIS RETAINER. 758 00:33:50,729 --> 00:33:53,765 SHE NEEDS TO BE NEEDED. 759 00:33:53,799 --> 00:33:55,534 EXACTLY. 760 00:33:55,567 --> 00:33:56,802 AND GIVEN WHAT I'VE BEEN GOING THROUGH, 761 00:33:56,835 --> 00:33:58,704 I KINDA GET THAT. 762 00:33:58,737 --> 00:34:00,206 YEAH. 763 00:34:00,239 --> 00:34:04,143 SO IF YOU COULD, SUSAN, CUT HER A BREAK. 764 00:34:04,176 --> 00:34:06,178 SHE'S LOST A LOT. 765 00:34:06,212 --> 00:34:08,780 I DON'T WANT HER LOSING YOU, TOO. 766 00:34:08,814 --> 00:34:11,750 I THINK THAT'S WHY SHE'S GOING SO OVERBOARD 767 00:34:11,783 --> 00:34:13,719 ON THIS NURSERY THING. 768 00:34:13,752 --> 00:34:17,156 SHE HOPES IT'LL GET JULIE EXCITED ABOUT THE BABY, 769 00:34:17,189 --> 00:34:18,757 MAYBE BRING HER BACK. 770 00:34:20,726 --> 00:34:22,528 YOU KNOW, YOU'RE TAKING ALL MY ANGER AWAY, 771 00:34:22,561 --> 00:34:25,431 AND THAT'S NOT GONNA LEAVE ME ANYTHING. 772 00:34:25,464 --> 00:34:27,666 YEAH, IT WILL. 773 00:34:27,699 --> 00:34:29,468 IT'LL LEAVE YOU YOUR FRIEND. 774 00:34:31,803 --> 00:34:33,772 (man on TV) ...MANY HOLES IN THE METRO AREA. 775 00:34:33,805 --> 00:34:35,274 (switches channel) (gunshot) 776 00:34:35,307 --> 00:34:36,675 (switches channel) (man) LADIES AND GENTLEMEN... 777 00:34:36,708 --> 00:34:40,812 WHAT YOU WON'T DO TO GET OUT OF BEING MARRIED TO ME. 778 00:34:40,846 --> 00:34:45,351 (turns off TV) AW, CRAP. (sighs) 779 00:34:45,384 --> 00:34:46,718 I KNEW I COULDN'T TRUST THE JUMPING BEAN 780 00:34:46,752 --> 00:34:48,420 TO KEEP HER MOUTH SHUT. 781 00:34:48,454 --> 00:34:51,157 THESE ARE FOR YOU. 782 00:34:51,157 --> 00:34:53,359 RUSHING THINGS A BIT, DON'T YA THINK? 783 00:34:53,392 --> 00:34:54,726 NOT DEAD YET. (chuckles) 784 00:34:54,760 --> 00:34:56,662 NO, BUT I'M ABOUT TO KILL YA. 785 00:34:56,695 --> 00:34:59,631 WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING? 786 00:34:59,665 --> 00:35:02,834 I DIDN'T WANT TO PUT YOU THROUGH THIS AGAIN. 787 00:35:02,868 --> 00:35:07,539 KAREN, I MARRIED YOU FOR BETTER OR WORSE. 788 00:35:07,573 --> 00:35:09,775 WE HAD THE BETTER, AND NOW... 789 00:35:09,808 --> 00:35:12,711 WELL, WHAT IF I SAY I DON'T WANT YOU HERE? 790 00:35:12,744 --> 00:35:15,681 YOU'RE AN OLD LADY. WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT? 791 00:35:20,719 --> 00:35:24,190 (breathes deeply) 792 00:35:24,190 --> 00:35:26,392 (voice breaks) I'M SCARED. 793 00:35:26,425 --> 00:35:29,695 I KNOW. 794 00:35:33,732 --> 00:35:35,634 (cell phone rings and beeps) 795 00:35:35,667 --> 00:35:37,336 HEY, RENEE. 796 00:35:37,369 --> 00:35:39,605 Hey, uh, just wanted to let you know 797 00:35:39,638 --> 00:35:41,473 THAT BEN'S TEST RESULTS JUST GOT BACK, 798 00:35:41,507 --> 00:35:44,710 AND, UH, EVERYTHING IS NORMAL. HE'S GETTING OUT TOMORROW. 799 00:35:44,743 --> 00:35:46,712 OH, THAT'S GREAT NEWS. Oh, and I got more. 800 00:35:46,745 --> 00:35:49,748 WE'RE BACK TOGETHER, AND I HAVE YOU TO THANK FOR THAT. 801 00:35:49,781 --> 00:35:51,750 (chuckles) WELL, YOU DON'T HAVE TO GIVE ME CREDIT. 802 00:35:51,783 --> 00:35:52,884 Uh, yeah, I do, 803 00:35:52,918 --> 00:35:54,786 BECAUSE IF HE BREAKS MY HEART AGAIN, 804 00:35:54,820 --> 00:35:56,622 I'M GIVING YOU THE BLAME. 805 00:35:56,655 --> 00:35:58,757 (chuckles) (clatter) 806 00:35:59,958 --> 00:36:02,861 HEY, DID YOU SAY YOU'RE AT THE HOSPITAL? 807 00:36:02,894 --> 00:36:04,496 Yeah. 808 00:36:04,530 --> 00:36:06,898 IS ANYBODY STAYING AT YOUR PLACE? NO. WHY? 809 00:36:06,932 --> 00:36:09,368 I JUST THOUGHT I SAW A LIGHT TURN ON. 810 00:36:09,401 --> 00:36:13,639 IT'S PROBABLY NOTHING, BUT I'LL GO CHECK IT OUT. 811 00:36:13,672 --> 00:36:15,641 (door creaks) 812 00:36:15,674 --> 00:36:17,809 (object shatters) 813 00:36:20,679 --> 00:36:22,648 (crash) 814 00:36:22,681 --> 00:36:24,383 WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOIN'? 815 00:36:24,416 --> 00:36:25,584 (door closes) 816 00:36:25,617 --> 00:36:27,519 SOME PEOPLE USE VOICE MAIL. 817 00:36:27,553 --> 00:36:29,755 I PREFER TO DELIVER MY MESSAGES IN PERSON. 818 00:36:29,788 --> 00:36:31,723 (ceramic shatters) 819 00:36:31,757 --> 00:36:33,325 SO... 820 00:36:33,359 --> 00:36:37,629 WHY DON'T YOU JUST MOVE ALONG BEFORE YOU GET INVOLVED? 821 00:36:37,663 --> 00:36:39,831 TOO LATE. 822 00:36:39,865 --> 00:36:42,468 I KEEP FORGETTING YOU'RE THE TOUGH GUY AROUND HERE. 823 00:36:42,501 --> 00:36:44,570 WELL... (sighs) 824 00:36:44,603 --> 00:36:46,905 I DON'T WANT ANY TROUBLE. 825 00:36:50,642 --> 00:36:52,544 (both grunt) 826 00:36:52,578 --> 00:36:53,645 UHH! 827 00:36:53,679 --> 00:36:55,381 AAH! 828 00:36:58,717 --> 00:37:00,786 OOH! 829 00:37:00,819 --> 00:37:04,423 (grunts) 830 00:37:05,457 --> 00:37:08,460 (grunting) 831 00:37:12,431 --> 00:37:15,301 I DON'T EVER WANNA SEE YOU AGAIN. 832 00:37:15,301 --> 00:37:18,470 THEN YOU SHOULD HAVE KILLED ME. 833 00:37:29,548 --> 00:37:30,782 HEY. HEY. OOH! 834 00:37:30,816 --> 00:37:32,484 HANG ON. 835 00:37:32,518 --> 00:37:34,553 WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. 836 00:37:34,586 --> 00:37:36,488 SURPRISE! WELCOME HOME! 837 00:37:36,522 --> 00:37:38,557 (laughs) WHOA! WHO DID THIS? 838 00:37:38,590 --> 00:37:39,658 I DID. (door closes) 839 00:37:39,691 --> 00:37:40,792 REALLY? 840 00:37:40,826 --> 00:37:41,827 'CAUSE WHEN I GOT HOME FROM PRISON, 841 00:37:41,860 --> 00:37:43,862 ALL YOU LEFT ME WAS A POST-IT NOTE ON THE FRIDGE, 842 00:37:43,895 --> 00:37:47,333 AND IT SAID, "TAKE OUT THE TRASH, EX-CON." 843 00:37:47,333 --> 00:37:49,868 WELL, I DON'T WANT TO TAKE YOU FOR GRANTED ANYMORE. 844 00:37:51,770 --> 00:37:55,341 YOU SOUND LIKE YOU ACTUALLY MEAN THAT. 845 00:37:55,341 --> 00:37:56,708 WHAT'S GOING ON? 846 00:37:56,742 --> 00:37:58,444 (sighs) 847 00:37:58,477 --> 00:37:59,778 KAREN'S CANCER IS BACK... 848 00:37:59,811 --> 00:38:01,413 (sighs) AND IT'S BAD. 849 00:38:01,447 --> 00:38:02,748 THAT'S WHY SHE THREW ROY OUT. 850 00:38:02,781 --> 00:38:04,816 OH, GOD. 851 00:38:04,850 --> 00:38:06,785 (bag thuds) 852 00:38:06,818 --> 00:38:08,787 KIND OF MAKES YOU THINK. 853 00:38:08,820 --> 00:38:10,088 I MEAN, WHEN WE GOT MARRIED, 854 00:38:10,121 --> 00:38:11,723 I THOUGHT THAT WAS THE FINISH LINE. 855 00:38:11,757 --> 00:38:16,562 BUT IT'S NOT. DEATH IS. NO ONE TOLD US THAT. 856 00:38:16,595 --> 00:38:18,029 YEAH, THEY DID. 857 00:38:18,063 --> 00:38:20,799 AT OUR WEDDING, THEY SAID, "TILL DEATH DO US PART." 858 00:38:20,832 --> 00:38:22,434 OH, CARLOS, PLEASE. 859 00:38:22,468 --> 00:38:24,803 I HAD FOUR GLASSES OF CHAMPAGNE BEFORE THE CEREMONY. 860 00:38:24,836 --> 00:38:27,005 I ALMOST MARRIED YOUR UNCLE. 861 00:38:27,038 --> 00:38:27,939 OH, COME ON, GABY. 862 00:38:27,973 --> 00:38:29,675 I MEAN, THE IDEA THAT WE MIGHT DIE SOMEDAY 863 00:38:29,708 --> 00:38:31,543 MUST HAVE AT LEAST CROSSED YOUR MIND. 864 00:38:31,577 --> 00:38:34,613 I JUST NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT WHAT IT REALLY MEANS, 865 00:38:34,646 --> 00:38:35,747 THAT ONE OF US IS GONNA DIE, 866 00:38:35,781 --> 00:38:37,549 AND THE OTHER ONE'S GONNA LIVE THROUGH IT. 867 00:38:37,583 --> 00:38:40,018 AND IF IT'S YOU WHO'S FIRST? 868 00:38:40,051 --> 00:38:42,020 I DON'T THINK I CAN DO IT. 869 00:38:44,089 --> 00:38:46,692 YES, YOU CAN. 870 00:38:46,725 --> 00:38:48,694 YOU'RE ONE OF THE BRAVEST PEOPLE I KNOW. 871 00:38:48,727 --> 00:38:52,063 LOOK AT WHAT WE'VE BEEN THROUGH THIS YEAR. 872 00:38:52,097 --> 00:38:53,765 YOU'VE BEEN MY ROCK. 873 00:38:53,799 --> 00:38:56,402 I HAVE? 874 00:38:56,402 --> 00:38:58,637 WELL... 875 00:38:58,670 --> 00:39:00,606 YOU AND SCOTCH. 876 00:39:00,639 --> 00:39:02,441 BUT FROM NOW ON, JUST YOU. 877 00:39:02,474 --> 00:39:04,543 THANK YOU. 878 00:39:04,576 --> 00:39:07,012 (chuckles) 879 00:39:07,045 --> 00:39:09,515 AND, HEY, IF IT MAKES YOU FEEL ANY BETTER, 880 00:39:09,548 --> 00:39:12,418 YOU CAN ALWAYS TAKE THE EASY WAY OUT--DIE FIRST. 881 00:39:18,757 --> 00:39:20,492 (sighs) 882 00:39:22,060 --> 00:39:23,729 WHAT'S GOING ON WITH THE NAME? 883 00:39:23,762 --> 00:39:25,664 YOU DIDN'T CHANGE IT TO "SOP," DID YOU? 884 00:39:25,697 --> 00:39:27,999 'CAUSE THAT'S EVEN WORSE THAN "LYNETTE." 885 00:39:30,636 --> 00:39:33,572 "LYNETTE" ISN'T SO BAD. 886 00:39:33,605 --> 00:39:35,941 (clatter) 887 00:39:35,974 --> 00:39:37,676 THANKS FOR THAT. 888 00:39:37,709 --> 00:39:39,478 YEAH, WELL... 889 00:39:39,511 --> 00:39:42,681 THANK YOU FOR ALL THE REST OF THIS. 890 00:39:42,714 --> 00:39:44,049 SO YOU NEED ANYTHING? 891 00:39:44,082 --> 00:39:47,953 UM... 892 00:39:47,986 --> 00:39:50,689 THE NAIL HOLES NEED TO BE SPACKLED. 893 00:39:50,722 --> 00:39:54,025 MM. I'M ON IT. 894 00:40:06,171 --> 00:40:09,641 (telephone rings) 895 00:40:10,742 --> 00:40:12,578 (ring) 896 00:40:12,611 --> 00:40:14,980 (sighs) (beep) 897 00:40:15,013 --> 00:40:16,114 HELLO? 898 00:40:16,147 --> 00:40:17,583 Bree, it's Orson. 899 00:40:17,616 --> 00:40:18,584 (beep) 900 00:40:18,617 --> 00:40:20,619 (clatter) 901 00:40:20,652 --> 00:40:23,655 (ring) 902 00:40:23,689 --> 00:40:26,157 (beep) 903 00:40:26,191 --> 00:40:27,993 (whispering) LISTEN TO ME. 904 00:40:28,026 --> 00:40:31,162 DON'T YOU EVER CALL MY HOUSE AGAIN. 905 00:40:31,196 --> 00:40:33,999 I CAN ASSURE YOU THIS IS THE LAST YOU'LL HEAR FROM ME. 906 00:40:34,032 --> 00:40:35,667 WHAT DO YOU WANT, ORSON? 907 00:40:35,701 --> 00:40:38,637 I've been thinking about what you said, and you're right. 908 00:40:38,670 --> 00:40:41,573 THE SINS THAT HAVE BEEN COMMITTED ARE SO REPREHENSIBLE 909 00:40:41,607 --> 00:40:44,643 THAT A SACRIFICE MUST BE MADE. 910 00:40:44,676 --> 00:40:46,578 THE ULTIMATE SACRIFICE. 911 00:40:48,580 --> 00:40:51,550 DO NOT CONSIDER SUICIDE. 912 00:40:51,583 --> 00:40:53,985 THAT WOULD ONLY BE ADDING MORE SINS TO YOUR LIST. 913 00:40:54,019 --> 00:40:56,955 YOU DON'T HAVE TO JUDGE, BREE. 914 00:40:56,988 --> 00:40:59,958 SOMEONE ELSE WILL DO THAT FOR YOU. 915 00:40:59,991 --> 00:41:03,128 GOOD-BYE... FOREVER. 916 00:41:05,130 --> 00:41:08,199 (dial tone) 917 00:41:08,233 --> 00:41:09,768 YES. (beep) 918 00:41:09,801 --> 00:41:15,040 THERE ARE TIMES WHEN WE ALL COULD USE A LITTLE HELP. 919 00:41:16,642 --> 00:41:21,079 WHEN OUR GENEROSITY HAS BEEN REPAID WITH CRUELTY... 920 00:41:23,549 --> 00:41:29,120 WHEN OUR BEHAVIOR HAS FILLED US WITH REGRET... 921 00:41:33,625 --> 00:41:38,564 AND WHEN OUR FUTURE HAS BECOME TERRIBLY UNCERTAIN. 922 00:41:38,597 --> 00:41:40,999 *** 923 00:41:41,032 --> 00:41:43,001 (creaks) 924 00:41:46,104 --> 00:41:51,577 BUT THEN THERE ARE THOSE WHO ARE PAST THE POINT OF HELP, 925 00:41:51,577 --> 00:41:53,579 AND IN THEIR WAKE, 926 00:41:53,612 --> 00:41:57,115 THEY LEAVE NOTHING BUT DESTRUCTION.